Dear Diary, I woke up at 5:30 a.m. today. That’s not so odd since I’m usually sound asleep by 8 a.m. Also, the man next door has taken to asking Alexa for help for hours at a time. When I first came here, it was just: “Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, Alexa, […]
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